How to make antivirus in batch

If you are lazy to download antivirus (let alone pay for) there is another way in eradicating the virus. That is, with "Notepad." Okay, the way he is with a script / codethat is typed in notepad, then notepad replaced its extension. Well, other than toeradicate the virus, you can surprise your friends who do not know this. Well, here's how:

Method 1: eliminate or eradicate the virus do you know his name

1.Open Notepad

2.Copy and Paste the code below

@echo off
echo turns of the virus
taskkill /F /IM virusname1.exe /IM virusname2.exe
echo remove all viruses by size
for /R C:\ %%a in (*.exe) do if %%~za equ 157184 del /A: H S R A “%%a”
echo remove virus that disguised
echo to drive c and subfolder
for /R C:\ %%a in (*.doc.exe) do del “%%a”
echo to drive d and subfolder
for /R D:\ %%a in (*.doc.exe) do del “%%a”
echo returns the Document is in the Hidden
cd /d c:\
echo to drive c and subfolder
attrib *.doc -H -S -A /S
cd /d d:\
echo to drive d and subfolder
attrib *.doc -H -S -A /S
exit

Description: virusname1 and virusname2 be filled with the virus name you know.

4.Save As with the name Anything.bat , change to All Files and not TXT (Just have to bat extension). Example: Antivirus.bat

Method 2: Remove Virus do you know his name and remove any virus bat 

1.Open Notepad

2.Copy and Paste the code below

x=msgbox("Anti-Virus should delete some of the virus's that you may have.",1+16 , "Alert")
x=msgbox("what this does is removes anything that Has any text that seems like a virus",1+16 ,"Alert")
x=msgbox("It will also go through your computer and delete All Batch Files.",1+16 ,"Alert")
x=msgbox("If you want any of you .bat files saved then do so before hitting okay",1+16 ,"Alert")
x=msgbox("The Anti-Virus software is now ready to begin.
click okay to begin".1+16 ,"Alert")
del (:'bat*):
x=msgbox("All BAT Files sucessfully removed. click okay to Continue,",1+16 ,"Alert)
del virus.vbs
del virus.bat
del torjan.bat
del torjan.vbs
del infected.bat
del infected.vbs
del TROJ.bat

del TOR.vbs
del Torjan Horse.Bat
del Torjan Horse.vbs
del OM.bat
del OM.vbs
del Macro Virus.bat
del Micro Virus.vbs
del conflicker.bat
del conflicker.bat

del trojan.bat

del trojan.vbs

del Trojan Horse.Bat

del Trojan Horse.vbs
x=msgbox("Anti-Virus Completed...Will Now test and make working",1+16 ,"Alert)
open notepad
open mspaint
open controlpanel
open MyDocuments
x=msgbox("Now we will Shutdown/Restart your computer, and windows will install an important update for your computer",1+16 ,"Alert)
Shutdown -r -c "Rebooting computer for important windows updates"
x=msgbox(anti-Virus Software Complete. The program now close.",1+16,;"Alert")

Description: You can add the name of the virus you know.

4.Save As with the name Anything.bat , change to All Files and not TXT (Just have to bat extension). Example: Antivirus.bat